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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via foodless)


richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(via foodless)


fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

(via surprisebitch)


ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)


(via unfollovving)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m deleting my snapchat

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m deleting my snapchat

(via unfollovving)


perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist

(via spoken-not-written)


amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via stability)


shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

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vicoactus:

we can do better

vicoactus:

we can do better

(via awkwardvagina)


officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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(via reginasmom)


condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via reginasmom)


dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via pizza)